20 Quotes by Famous People if They Had Worked in Nonprofit

Hi everyone, I am back in the U.S. after a rough 24-hour trip with a two-year-old that ended with us at U.S. Customs declaring that we had brought back several packages of vegan deer jerky made from soy protein. “I have never heard anyone declaring that before,” said the officer. “Did you try it before you bought it?” Of course we did, I said, disheveled and slightly offended. Everyone knows that only a fool would buy 20 bags of vegan deer jerky without trying some samples!

All of that is to say I have no mental capacity to do a serious post today. Instead, here are some quotes I imagined from famous people if they worked in nonprofit.