At Long Last, I'm Now the Target Audience

“Senior” is okay. And I kind of like that because I’ll be 72 years old this year, and I run four miles a day and play tennis four times a week — and lie like a serial killer about how much I exercise.

I also worry about my financial future because my wife has a lot of expensive hobbies. But I have enough money to feel comfortable. So much so that when I make a donation to charity, I feel good about it — and I feel even better when they send me a little note saying how much they appreciate my support.