At Long Last, I'm Now the Target Audience

Pay more attention to women like my wife, for example. She’s got a Ph.D. in clinical psychology. Her passion is porcelain painting. She sleeps six hours a night, does an hour a day on the elliptical machine, diets constantly, has experienced two cancer operations and never watches television.

Every day she drives a mile to our mailbox and comes back with her arms full. She opens every single piece. No exceptions. She supports several charities; when the mail comes from those organizations, she puts it in a special pile and tells me to leave it alone.