Confessions of a Fundraising Copywriter

"Perhaps some other time. My name is Christine King. Denise Doherty gave me your name. I assume you recall her."

"Often," I said.

"She speaks very highly of you. When I told her my problem, she suggested I call you. Can you take my case?"

"Let me check my schedule," I said. She laughed briefly. "Your attempt at humor is much too involved for you to be busy."