Trent Lott’s letter explains, “If for any reason you cannot participate, please complete the information on the outside of the sealed Strategy Ballot carrier and return it unopened so we may select someone else in your community to help determine Republican campaign strategies.”
Brilliant!
Not only can I not stand the thought of one of my loony neighbors voting in my place, but I’m also dying to find out what’s on the ballot since Lott has made such a big deal about the sealed envelope and returning it unopened if I’m not going to fill it out before I send it back. Pretty darned irresistible — and reinforced on every component of the package.
‘Fake Surveys Suck!’
Trent Lott’s letter explains, “If for any reason you cannot participate, please complete the information on the outside of the sealed Strategy Ballot carrier and return it unopened so we may select someone else in your community to help determine Republican campaign strategies.”
Brilliant!
Not only can I not stand the thought of one of my loony neighbors voting in my place, but I’m also dying to find out what’s on the ballot since Lott has made such a big deal about the sealed envelope and returning it unopened if I’m not going to fill it out before I send it back. Pretty darned irresistible — and reinforced on every component of the package.