Salsa Lessons

When we requested tiny containers to accommodate the yummy salsa that came along with fresh-made chips as a complimentary appetizer, our waitress said, "Oh, sorry, we don't have those. But I can get you an extra order of salsa. Would you like a pint or a half pint?"

I hadn't planned on buying a container of the salsa, but it was undeniably good, and I had to credit the girl for her smooth upsell. We agreed to a half-pint container and bag of chips each. When I paid the bill, I noticed that the chips and salsa weren't on it — and I mentioned it to the waitress. She just beamed and said, "They're free with the meal. You coulda got refills all day. Why would we charge you to take some home?"