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But then on the back, in a far, far-too-tiny type (mid-single-digit point size) that I've only forgiven DAV for because this insert is so Neiman Marcus Christmas Fantasy Wish List in its intent and impact, is a poem. Patterned after "'Twas the Night Before Christmas," its author, Lance Cpl. James M. Schmidt, titled the poem "Merry Christmas, My Friend."