"Mommy, Will You Tell Me a Story?"

And Mommy says: “OK, honey. You see, your father and I work very hard to make a nice home for you. We shop for specials at the grocery store, and we’re putting away money for your education, and … “

Susie: “But, Mommy, I want a story about that red-nosed reindeer.”

Mommy: “Honey, I can’t tell you a real story because there are privacy issues involved.”