Oddly Precise Nonprofit Predictions for 2008

■ Photo requirement: All photos must be of idealized situations that could exist in theory on some other world but have never been observed on Planet Earth.

■ Copy guidelines: The phrase “capacity building” must occur at least once every 100 words in all types of
communication.

Year of the HORSE
Your organization will be taken over by mutant telepathic bananas. Things generally will continue as they’ve been, though your dessert and fruit options will be somewhat curtailed. FS