Oddly Precise Nonprofit Predictions for 2008

Year of the RAT
Your organization will become infested with vice presidents. Most of them will be harmless, genial types who make excellent lunch companions. One of them, however, will have an addiction to massive, organization-wide initiatives that are meant to “change everything.” This will go on until you reach a Zen-like state of disequilibrium that will make you a legend in the industry and the subject of many business-school whitepapers.