Nonprofit Fun With Focus Groups

Bill: I wrote a check once to keep a school from being built in my neighborhood. The last thing we need is a bunch of kids tracking dirt around and lowering our property values.

Martha: I know! Don’t talk to me about children. So messy. So unpleasant.

Moderator: Anyone else?

Megan: I support my siblings, the animals. Meat is murder, and milk is sexual harassment! Where are those vegan sandwiches? I’m starving!