Nonprofit Fun With Focus Groups

Martha: Retail. That’s all I really pay attention to. A nice little shop in the mall.

Roy: Tattoo your message on a courtier’s forehead. Then I might see it. Just so it’s not too close to the eyes; I never look there.

Elvis: Talk radio. Everything else is controlled by the liberal media.

Megan: I don’t much care how you try to reach me, just so long as no animals are harmed or annoyed in the process.