Underwear Enclosed… No, Really
Southwest Indian Children’s Fund delivers a whallop thanks to an unusual enclosure — brand-new red undies.
Not your granny’s undies
One thing I simply can’t get past with this package is the underpants themselves. The label says they’re a child’s size 4 and they’re 100 percent cotton, made in Pakistan. Briefs, with no fly. OK.
But … they’re not benign little tighty-whities like the ones my grandmother gave me every year to be sure I’d uphold the family honor if ever I should be carried off in an ambulance. Nope, they’re red. True, undeniable PMS 185 red. I don’t even know where to go with that.
- People:
- Johnson
- Kimberly Seville
- Places:
- Pakistan
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