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I have a love/hate relationship with my own stupidity. I love it when I learn something that I didn’t even know I didn’t know. But I hate it when I have to acknowledge, even to myself, that I didn’t know it.

Case in point: I was tickled pink to explore, this very afternoon, the wonderful world of meta tags. I knew they existed. I knew there was a reason that when you google “green Jello” the first link you get is not the JELL-O gelatin site, but rather The Church of the Gerbil’s dissertation on “The Truth Behind Lime Jello,” followed by guitar tabs for songs by the band Green Jello. Jello.com doesn’t even appear on the first five pages of a “green Jello” Google.com search.