It's Worth It. Really

In a fit of malaise years ago, I signed up for an online dating service. After filling out what I swear was a 1,000-point questionnaire, I ponied up some bucks, submitted my application and waited. And waited. And did I mention ... waited? Only to eventually be told the service was very sorry to inform me that it simply could not find an appropriate match for me at the time. (Cue blank stare, crickets chirping in the night and tumbleweeds rolling by.)